a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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