The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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