Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
