this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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