Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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