Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
The air was thick with penises
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
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