i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
worst night to have a conscience
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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