As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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