Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Randomize
