did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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