apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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