its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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