dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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