Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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