are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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