I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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