ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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