i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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