My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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