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(936): View more from Texas

Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....

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(954): View more from Florida

My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.

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(850): View more from Florida

I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.

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(719): View more from Colorado

He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet

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(614): View more from Ohio

I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk

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He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.

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