is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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