"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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