does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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