do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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