the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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