Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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