Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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