he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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