I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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