what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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