We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Pants are for mortals
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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