Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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