I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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