in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
