your thong is hanging out like whoa
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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