how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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