Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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