My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
