did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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