This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
whose parrot is this?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
