i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
