Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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