Soap is not a condiment
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
this will be a night to untag.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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