my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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