We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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