??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Randomize
