I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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