Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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