Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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