He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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