Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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