Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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