she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I cut my penus on the lid.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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