he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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