don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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