I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Bring me that man meat
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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