i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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